Nature Made Me Do It

Flash Fiction Challenge This week’s prompt was brought to you by damn good writer Mark Gardner of Article 94! Prompt 25: Your protagonist is a member of jury about to hear the sentencing of the criminal you just convicted Nature Made Me Do It By Eilidh Thain Judge J.E. Owl called the court to order … Continue reading Nature Made Me Do It

The Visitor – Flash Fiction Challenge 24 #FFC52

Flash Fiction Challenge Writing prompt: “I’d seen some big ones in my time, but this one…..this one was huge.” The Visitor By Eilidh Thain A loud thud woke Henry Jelto with a start. The glass of scotch resting on his crotch tumbled to the floor. He watched as the golden fluid absorbed into the sun-faded … Continue reading The Visitor – Flash Fiction Challenge 24 #FFC52

Knight Rider: Mars Edition – Flash Fiction Challenge 23 #FFC52

Flash Fiction Challenge Writing prompt: The first men/women to set foot on Mars return to their ship only to find a large, strange insect on the door of the ship. Knight Rider: Mars Edition By Eilidh Thain “Come in Rover KATT,” said Matthew Knight as he scanned the bank of monitors for signs of the … Continue reading Knight Rider: Mars Edition – Flash Fiction Challenge 23 #FFC52

Beautiful Door – Flash Fiction Challenge 22 #FFC52

Flash Fiction Challenge Writing prompt: You (or your protagonist) walk through a door, only to find that not only are you not where you expected and there doesn’t seem to be a way back…” Beautiful Door By Eilidh Thain Maysi checked herself in the smoked mirror wall of the elevator. The light was unflattering, but … Continue reading Beautiful Door – Flash Fiction Challenge 22 #FFC52

Grapes – A to Z Challenge

G is grapes--of the sour variety! This post is playing double duty: the A to Z Challenge and the Flash Fiction Challenge. Check it out! It's fun, but on to the main event! Sour Grapes Thain in Vain “Oh, I’ll propose a toast to the happy couple, all right,” said Nora Treme holding a wine … Continue reading Grapes – A to Z Challenge

Fries – A to Z Challenge

F is for fries. I'm kinda stuck for an "F"post, so I thought I would take the Fool's way out and post Fotos of Fries. Lame I know, but I challenge you not to crave fries--or chips for my British friends! America - Fries & Ketchup!   Canadian - Poutine   Britain -Chips & Brown … Continue reading Fries – A to Z Challenge

Breaking News: Rob Ford Sex Tape Surfaced

Just kidding. Thankfully a video of Rob Ford doing the nasty has not surfaced because I would probably watch it and spend years wishing for the power to undo seeing such a horrible thing (being too cowardly to claw out my own eyes). Also, I don't think our great nation could weather such a thing. … Continue reading Breaking News: Rob Ford Sex Tape Surfaced