This year, Thain in Vain and RL hosted our very first classy Christmas dinner party to thunderous belches and bloated tummy success. As such, I am now considered an expert and feel I must herald my wisdom on those of you struggling to host a party that doesn't include 2-4s of Pilsner, 7-11 salmonella chicken, … Continue reading Tidbits of Turkey Giblet: How to Host a Classy Christmas
I purchased my first pack of cigarettes from a store down the street from my home (when you could still sell cigs to teenager). The ones I had been smoking up until that point were acquired from the stash of a friend’s mom. They were Rothman’s—and though I was new to the habit, I knew … Continue reading Smokes and Progressive Rock
For a long time I was a mean girl. Like, a real bitch. Not a day went by that I didn’t spew snide comments about weight and looks, make cruel jokes that cut down to the bone, or toss around backbiting name-calling and hateful rumours. I was a mean girl. To me. I didn’t really … Continue reading Mean Girl is No Longer a Label I Wear
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