It's October -- my favourite month! The stifling heat of the summer has taken a hike; people can no longer show their upper arms, which I find to be a horror show of its own, particularly mine. They closely resemble a couple French loaves spread with clotted cream and jam, with a few currents sprinkled … Continue reading The Horror! The Horror! 6 movies that will scare the living shit out of you
Flash Fiction Challenge! Week 43 submissions are in! Check them out! Submit your week 44 flash fiction by November 5, 2014! Post a link to your submission in the comments section of the corresponding weekly prompt. Week 44 Prompt: "You smell terrible. What happened?" Want to be part of the challenge? Tell me you are … Continue reading Flash Fiction Challenge – Prompt 44 – #FFC52
EXTRA! EXTRA! #FFC52 Week 43 Submissions! Share your Flash Fiction stories on Twitter: #FFC52. Prompt: Let’s write a scary story! Use this picture as your inspiration! Week 43 was brought to you by Halloween!! Wow, we mere weeks away from completing this challenge! The finish line is in sight! Let's kick it up and finish … Continue reading Flash Fiction Challenge – Week 43 Submissions
Flash Fiction Challenge! Week 42 submissions are in! Check them out! Submit your week 43 flash fiction by October 28, 2014! Post a link to your submission in the comments section of the corresponding weekly prompt. Week 43 Prompt: Let's write a scary story! Use this picture as your inspiration! Want to be part of … Continue reading Flash Fiction Challenge – Prompt 43 – #FFC52
Thain in Vain cares about your troubles and distractedly wants to help! Sure, you could solicit help from that bald dude on the Oprah show, but that means you're airing your dirty drivel on national TV and having to listening to a shit pile of southern clichés. Maybe that revs your engine, but I’d rather … Continue reading Thain in Vain: Doling Out Dodgy Advice Since 2013
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