Thain in Vain cares about your troubles and distractedly wants to help! Sure, you could solicit help from that bald dude on the Oprah show, but that means you're airing your dirty drivel on national TV and having to listening to a shit pile of southern clichés. Maybe that revs your engine, but I’d rather … Continue reading Thain in Vain: Doling Out Dodgy Advice Since 2013