Sung to the tune of Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer”

Chihuahua baby, not a lady, lapdog for the clan
Doey eyed, doggy smile, you are a music dog
Prancer, you must have seen him dancing for his dinner
And now he’s on me, always with me, tiny puppy in my hand

Cat freaks, out in the park
Handing tickets out for litter
Turning back he just laughs
The dog-park is not that bad

Tiny puppy, he makes his stand
Around the tree on which they pee
Looking on, he howls the songs
The howls she knows the baying she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly , slowly

Hold Me Closer Tiny Puppy
Count toys along the hallway
Lay me down in a warm blanket
You had a lazy day today